Talmic Jarac
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Jedi Padawan
The Original Twin Blade
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Post by Talmic Jarac on Jul 26, 2006 16:53:13 GMT 10
Ok so I was thinking, how many famous last words do you think you can come up with for a Sith and/or Jedi. Here's a few I came up with.
Shit my saber just died...
Wait weren't there six blaster bolts?
One, two, three... yup four destroyer droids.
What do you mean you lost it - Looks around for saber - AH COME ON!
Oh look at the pretty saber emitter!
All right guys, there should be six of them in there, if not there's fourty-seven, let's hope the Force be with us!
Make your own, ridicule mine, it's 2 AM here, this is what happens when im left alone!
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Post by Darth Malfius on Jul 26, 2006 17:14:04 GMT 10
I would think famous last words would have been "Strike Me Down!" But apparently not so.
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Talmic Jarac
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Jedi Padawan
The Original Twin Blade
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Post by Talmic Jarac on Jul 26, 2006 17:22:25 GMT 10
Then suggest them your darkshipness... is that a word?
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Post by Darth Malfius on Jul 26, 2006 23:10:14 GMT 10
Then suggest them your darkshipness... is that a word? *Was refering to when Sidious said them* However he managed to say quite a bit after that, and so alas, not his last words.
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Darth Pandoras
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Sith Acolyte
You are what you have to offer me, all else means nothing.
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Post by Darth Pandoras on Jul 27, 2006 5:31:57 GMT 10
How about......
Ok...now which end does the blade come out of this?
Bah, they're just Madalorians, what can they do?
I'm a Jedi, there's no way I could actually trip on my own shoe laces, now charge!
What? You want me to join in a on a mission against a space station in which we must move down a narrow trench while under fire from turrets and fighters.....those sound like good odds.
Kiss my ass Vader!
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Talmic Jarac
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Jedi Padawan
The Original Twin Blade
Posts: 116
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Post by Talmic Jarac on Jul 27, 2006 8:07:22 GMT 10
HA, Gabralis is over and gave me a few.
No, I'm sure I can contain the explosion with the force!
If it was trapped, I'm sure I would know it...
What do you mean you forgot to fill up the star fighter?
What do you mean the keys are locked in the starfighter?!
Super destroyer droids? More like super PANSY droids!
Now we're sure their shields are down right?
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Darth Pandoras
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Sith Acolyte
You are what you have to offer me, all else means nothing.
Posts: 62
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Post by Darth Pandoras on Jul 27, 2006 15:02:33 GMT 10
Wait, your supposed to lock the X-wings foils BEFORE going to hyperspace?
A Sith huh? That sounds friendly enough.
Who's up for a game of pass the thermal detonator?
I wonder if Mace Windus lightsaber is grape flavored......
OK Han I have a GREAT joke. OK, so two wookies walk into a cantina.......
Rancor, weak it is, for size matters not.
Do you think Lord Vader is tough on failure? I could only get decaffe.
I can't wait for my vacation to Alderan, I hear a new imperial station will arrive during my visit.
Wait, you didn't give the droid a memory wipe?
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Talmic Jarac
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Jedi Padawan
The Original Twin Blade
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Post by Talmic Jarac on Jul 27, 2006 15:25:28 GMT 10
Chewy, man, sorry, but you fell asleep, and Luke said we should, so we shaved you!
Vader, buddy, pal, bad news...
So it turns out the exhaust port was supposed to be covered bya grate. Who knew?
... and then Vader says to Padmae... he's behind me isn't he.
Vader, quit being an emo bitch and get to work!
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Post by toaster on Aug 28, 2006 13:13:34 GMT 10
WHAT YOU HAVE THE LIGHT SABOR POINTING the wroge way.
How meny times did i need to tell him that wookies are not fuzzy things you, a pat, hug, sleep with, or meat in dark alleys.
But I but in a new battery this morning.
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Samir Duran
Kid
Sith Acolyte
In this world there are heroes, and there are villains. I am the scourge of both; I am Samir Duran.
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Post by Samir Duran on Sept 13, 2006 15:40:00 GMT 10
So he is dead right?
I already killed the guys in this room... Man you worry to much.
Who's up for a game of chicken against an asteroid?
So YOUR the Sith Lord guy... Sorry for mocking your get-up....
So thats how you activate the thermal detonator.
Nope... Definitely the WRONG way...
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Darth Nexus
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Sith Acolyte
"You have failed me. Completely and utterly."
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Post by Darth Nexus on Sept 13, 2006 21:50:56 GMT 10
The one to end it all.
Shit...
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Samir Duran
Kid
Sith Acolyte
In this world there are heroes, and there are villains. I am the scourge of both; I am Samir Duran.
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Post by Samir Duran on Sept 14, 2006 10:21:37 GMT 10
Stupid Welfare lightsabers....
Umm... Crap?(Totally stolen)
Well hello there sexnayahahaha.... HE it... Man...Wom.... AHHH! *Heart Attack*
Man your one sexy Wookie.
No no no no no.... Thats backwards....
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Post by Darth Malfius on Sept 14, 2006 14:32:20 GMT 10
Wow... So this is what it's like to beat a Wookie at a board game!
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Jyo
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Jedi Padawan
You can kill a man. But killing his spirit is a different matter.
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Post by Jyo on Sept 14, 2006 16:37:32 GMT 10
"Do a micro-jump through the maw you said.... We'd be fine you said."
"I'm sure I can tell the difference between a lightsaber and a telescope...."
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Post by Deryn Kaltos on Sept 14, 2006 18:01:47 GMT 10
At the risk of selfishly inflating my ego here....
"Oh, c'mon, he's just a non-Jedi, how hard can he be?"
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Post by Qymaen jai Sheelal on Sept 15, 2006 7:21:16 GMT 10
Hydro-whaty? Just twist it with your hands!
You peed WHERE?!
Double Bladed MY ASS!
Tie Fighter, Tie Bomber, Tie Interceptor... Whats next, Tie Destroyer?
Death Star? Laaaammmmeeee.
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